On the first day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
A middle finger to the critics

On the second day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the third day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the fourth day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the fifth day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the sixth day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Six poster boards
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the seventh day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Seven realistic renders
Six poster boards
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the eighth day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Eight floating boxes
Seven realistic renders
Six poster boards
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the ninth day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Nine cups of coffee
Eight floating boxes
Seven realistic renders
Six poster boards
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the tenth day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Ten different concepts
Nine cups of coffee
Eight floating boxes
Seven realistic renders
Six poster boards
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the eleventh day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Eleven failed crits
Ten different concepts
Nine cups of coffee
Eight floating boxes
Seven realistic renders
Six poster boards
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

On the twelfth day of Christmas
I gave to my tutor :
Twelve weeks of hell
Eleven failed crits
Ten different concepts
Nine cups of coffee
Eight floating boxes
Seven realistic renders
Six poster boards
FFFIIIVVVVEEE SSSKKKEEETTCCHHHEEDDD PPPLLLAANNNSS
Four sleepless nights
Three crappy models
Two programs crashing
And a middle finger to the critics

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY READERS! I hope Santa brought you plenty of yellow trace, sharpies and coffee beans.